Thursday, June 4, 2009

Muggle Racing

Reporter: Jeff, so are the rumors true about one of the teachers from Hogwarts?

Jeff: Yes, they are true. I have fallen under the spell of a witch. She has this great idea to install a flying mechanism to the 31 CAT car. And she thinks that I am the greatest. So how could I resist? I would suggest you watch what you say about her as she is the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and has no problem using muggles as target practice.

Reporter: I will keep that in mind.

Jeff: Good idea.

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